C语言实现的程序员老黄历实例

  #include

  #include

  int random(int dayseed,int indexseed)

  //根据当前时间“天 ”产生伪随机数。

  {

  int i,n;

  n = dayseed % 11117;

  for (i = 0; i < 100 + indexseed; i++)

  {

  n = n * n;

  n = n % 11117; // 11117 是个质数

  }

  return n;

  }

  int isWeekend(struct tm *p)

  {

  return p->tm_wday == 0 || p->tm_wday == 6;

  }

  int main(int argc, char *argv[])

  {

  char *weeks[6] = {"一","二","三","四","五","六","日"};

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  printf("| 程序员老黄历beta 1.0 |

  ");

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  time_t timep;

  struct tm *p;

  time(&timep);

  p =localtime(&timep);

  //此函数获得的tm结构体的时间,是已经进行过时区转化为本地时间

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  printf("| 今天是%d年%d月%d日 星期%s |

  ",1900+p->tm_year,1+p->tm_mon,p->tm_mday,weeks[p->tm_wday-1]);

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  int randNum=random(p->tm_mday, 2);//产生伪随机数

  int randNum1=random(p->tm_mday, 3);

  char *activities[27][3] = {

  {"写单元测试", "写单元测试将减少出错","写单元测试会降低你的开发效率"},

  {"白天上线", "今天白天上线是安全的","可能导致灾难性后果"},

  {"重构", "代码质量得到提高","你很有可能会陷入泥潭"},

  {"使用%t", "你看起来更有品位","别人会觉得你在装逼"},

  {"跳槽", "该放手时就放手","鉴于当前的经济形势,你的下一份工作未必比现在强"},

  {"招人", "你遇到千里马的可能性大大增加","你只会招到一两个混饭吃的外行"},

  {"面试", "面试官今天心情很好","面试官不爽,会拿你出气"},

  {"提交辞职申请", "公司找到了一个比你更能干更便宜的家伙,巴不得你赶快滚蛋","鉴于当前的经济形势,你的下一份工作未必比现在强"},

  {"申请加薪", "老板今天心情很好","公司正在考虑裁员"},

  {"晚上加班", "晚上是程序员精神最好的时候","", },

  {"命名变量"%v"", "",""},

  {"写超过%l行的方法", "你的代码组织的很好,长一点没关系","你的代码将混乱不堪,你自己都看不懂"},

  {"提交代码", "遇到冲突的几率是最低的","你遇到的一大堆冲突会让你觉得自己是不是时间穿越了"},

  {"代码复审", "发现重要问题的几率大大增加","你什么问题都发现不了,白白浪费时间"},

  {"开会", "写代码之余放松一下打个盹,有益健康","你会被扣屎盆子背黑锅"},

  {"晚上上线", "晚上是程序员精神最好的时候","你白天已经筋疲力尽了"},

  {"修复BUG", "你今天对BUG的嗅觉大大提高","新产生的BUG将比修复的更多"},

  {"设计评审", "设计评审会议将变成头脑风暴","人人筋疲力尽,评审就这么过了"},

  {"需求评审", "",""},

  {"打DOTA", "你将有如神助","你会被虐的很惨", }, //这里往下的是周末特定情况 (19-27)

  {"洗澡", "你几天没洗澡了?","会把设计方面的灵感洗掉", },

  {"锻炼一下身体", "","能量没消耗多少,吃得却更多", },

  {"抽烟", "抽烟有利于提神,增加思维敏捷","除非你活够了,死得早点没关系", },

  {"在妹子面前吹牛", "改善你矮穷挫的形象","会被识破", },

  {"撸管", "避免缓冲区溢出","强撸灰飞烟灭", },

  {"浏览成人网站", "重拾对生活的信心","你会心神不宁", },

  {"上微博", "今天发生的事不能错过","会看到令人心情不好的事", },

  {"上AB站", "还需要理由吗?","满屏的兄贵我会说出来?", }

  };

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  if(isWeekend(p))

  printf("| 宜:

  | %2s

  | %s

  ",activities[19+randNum%8][0],activities[randNum%27][1]);

  else

  printf("| 宜:

  | %2s

  | %s

  ",activities[randNum%17][0],activities[randNum%27][1]);

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  if(isWeekend(p))

  printf("| 不宜:

  | %s

  | %s

  ",activities[19+randNum1%8][0],activities[randNum1%27][2]);

  else

  printf("| 不宜:

  | %s

  | %s

  ",activities[randNum1%17][0],activities[randNum1%27][2]);

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  /*座位朝向*/

  char *directions[8]= {"北方","东北方","东方","东南方","南方","西南方","西方","西北方"};

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  printf("| 座位朝向:面向 %s 写程序,BUG 最少.

  ",directions[randNum%8]);

  /*今日宜饮*/

  char *drinks[14] = {"水","茶","红茶","绿茶","咖啡","奶茶","可乐","牛奶","豆奶","果汁","果味汽水","苏打水","运动饮料","酸奶","酒"};

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  printf("| 今日宜饮:%s,%s

  ",drinks[randNum%14],drinks[randNum1%14]);

  /*女神亲近指数*/

  int ambiguous = randNum%10;

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  if(10==ambiguous)

  printf("| 亲近指数为10,上吧,骚年!

  ");

  else

  printf("| 女神亲近指数:%d

  ",ambiguous);

  printf("|-------------------------------------|

  ");

  return 0;

  }